Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)

by Ernest Cline

I mean, Christ, my brain hadn’t even grown to full size yet, so how could I be expected to know when the adults were bullshitting me?

dead XD

To quote the Almanac: “People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up.”

I LOVE THIS

(These “wise men” apparently thought setting up a small shop in the middle of a monster-infested dungeon was a fine idea.)

funny

“Well, what do you know? You look just like I always thought you would too,” she said. “Butt ugly.”

why is this so romantic!!!!!