Me: Seriously. I can’t let you pay for something this expensive. Tell your sister to take me to a Zara or something a little more on par with my budget. Santiago: But I’m scared of her. Why don’t you tell her since you’re the one opposing this in the first place? Me: You’re afraid of your sister? I wish I could choke you through the phone. Santiago: Is that your kink? You really are quite the surprise.
