Join the mile-high club. Get married. Buy our first Christmas tree. Make a mini-Liam. Design Sophie’s art studio. Spend Christmas in Germany. Fuck Sophie’s back door. Buy the house first (see other). Make a mini-Sophie. Have a quickie while the kids play outside. Visit space (ambitious). Watch our child’s first kart race (either gender because feminism rules). Buy a dog (if you’re a cat person, it’s over). My eyes blink at the final item. Move to Italy and join Vitus.
