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“If you have a favorite, I don’t trust you. Any book lover has at least five they can name off the top of their head.” His blue eyes hold mine.
People think the king matters, but the queen brings down all the other pieces.
“I don’t know why I raised you to be such a smartass, but it comes out at the most inconvenient times.
Men should be the least of his worries because, excuse my language, but I’m ready to fuck shit up.
Riley Murr liked this
My dick really got me in trouble this time. Usually, we work together because two heads are better than one.
but I’ve since learned how desperation smells an awful lot like Chanel Number Five.”
Everything went downhill once the guy asked me which hole he was supposed to stick his dick inside. He couldn’t find my vagina on his own, let alone my G-spot.”
bye😭😭
but fuckers can’t be choosers.
spoiled rich girls come with a private jet worth of baggage.”
Ovaries, please settle down.
What do you say? Me, you, sangria, and shirtless Spanish boys?”
i’ll take the shirtless spanish boys
Bitches get stitches.”
I’m familiar with that song and would rather not hear anyone needing your milkshakes.” He rubs his face.
I’m twenty-two going on fifty since I have the personality of a grandma. You don’t need to worry about me so much.”
me
“Everyone knows the books are better than the movies or TV shows.”
“The last boyfriend who told me that ended up in a shallow grave in my backyard. My dad helped me cover it up because he said I’m too pretty for prison.”
She’s still my mom so I’ve long since let go of that grudge. Some people aren’t meant to be parents.”
Life is about learning to share the burden of your problems with others. It might feel all good and dandy now to hide, but secrets have a way of getting to us all. And sometimes the greatest lies aren’t the ones we tell ourselves; they’re the ones we
believe time and time again despite all the evidence proving us wrong. So share your secrets or keep them inside. The choice is yours. But just know that shit will eat away at you until you’re shrinking at your own shadow too.”
Call me cultured AF.
“There’s a pasta buffet. I repeat, a pasta buffet.”
You and I are destined for hell.”
“Matches made in heaven are overrated anyway, being all saintly and shit. Doggy-style is the devil’s work.”
“Are you usually this much of a bitch? If Liam and I fuck around, it’s none of your business. Quit acting like a sad cliché because the scorned woman desperately clinging to a man storyline is overused. Feel free to leave whenever you want; this conversation is a bit dull.”
“My beautiful angel. Too wicked for heaven, too good for hell.”
I may be his beautiful angel, but he’s my masked devil—too naughty for my heart, too irresistible for my body.
“Those two might as well be. Noah stares after her all the time, and Maya avoids him like he has an STD.”
Liking Sophie is kind of like jumping out of a plane. Exhilarating, addicting, and damn near impossible to forget.
“I hope I didn’t turn you into an adrenaline junkie. Hugs, not drugs.”
“Because yours is surrounded by a block of ice while she displays hers like those graphic tees she loves.”
“You’re my daughter. Whenever you look at Liam, you get this look in your eye that I’ve never seen before. Not even when you check out pasta.
“I woke up one day and realized I can either spend the rest of my life holding on to hope that everything will fall into place...or I can shove two middle fingers at life and make it my bitch. Pardon the language, sweetheart.”
Watch our child’s first kart race (either gender because feminism rules).
