“You need to stop sighing every time Steve is on the screen. This crush has gotten out of hand.” My heart surges at the sound of her laugh. A weird feeling I’ve grown accustomed to whenever I hang around Maya, similar to how my dick gets rock-hard whenever she gets near me. “I can’t help it. That hair, his babysitting skills. Even his personality. Sigh.” How the mighty have fallen, becoming jealous over a TV character. “I can babysit. And my hair is definitely better. Personality? I sure as fuck hope mine’s nicer seeing as I’m a real person. And I am older, wiser. I can fucking kick ass with a
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