“One of them asked me to hire an acting coach for him so he could ‘hone his craft.’” Holt snorted into his drink. “He’s called the Tasselled Tussler. His ‘craft’ is making his pecs bounce so his nipple tassels spin around. Don’t get me wrong, he’s great at it. It’s mesmerising, honestly.” “It… sounds it,” I said weakly.
