“It’s your job to know, Larkin, so we can resolve it and they can perform tonight like they’re supposed to.” “Uh, nuh-uh. I’m just the assistant, bro. It’s your job to know, but you’re too busy girding your loins with hot dadbod Taylor.” “Um, that’s not actually what girding your loins means—” I piped up hesitantly, but Larkin spoke over me.
