Impromptu Match (Goliaths of Wrestling, #1)

by Lily Mayne

This is it. This is my life. I spent ten minutes picking out my tie this morning. I ironed my underpants even though no one ever sees them but me. I’m going to die here.

It was a miserable, dick-starved mouth.

Now I was picturing a nice, hard dick covered in ice cream, and I was getting a sad boner.

Are you, Mindy? Are you really glad, or is your eye twitching slightly as you eat it because deep down, you know lemon cake is what the devil would choose to torture all the damned souls in hell with?

“That’s it.” I paused. “Kinda sounds like imp. Impin’. Like what an imp would say they’re doing if you asked them. ‘Just impin’.’”

I had done one new thing, though. I’d bought myself ice cream, and I’d felt pathetically giddy and rebellious as I grabbed the tub of rocky road from the freezer at the store.

Holt reached me and grasped my hips to spin me back around so he could stare at the cursive Open for Business scrawled across my ass.

Holt was so weird. I loved it.

“What the fug? We were doing karate in the dark,” one of them said irritably while the other kept kicking into the air, making whooshing noises with his weird half-mouth.

I didn’t see how there could possibly be organs inside them as well as those monsters. They were basically walking condoms with arms and legs.

Look, my dick is just fully on board with whatever you’re willing to give it.”

“My dick just really, really likes you. And my asshole.” His throat bobbed. “And the rest of me. All of me. All of me just… really, really likes you, Taylor.”

Yeah, that’s right—THIS beautiful creature is into ME. Suck it, buttheads.

You deserve a break. You deserve to be spoiled for a while. And I am going to spoil the fuck out of you.” I laughed, wrapping my arms around his neck. “You don’t have to do that.” “I know I don’t, but I want to.” He kissed me again, eyes dark. “And I can’t fucking wait.”

“They’d never have them on file. I’m a good boy, remember?” he added innocently. “My balls have never been in trouble with the law. Nor has the rest of me.”