He strokes my face. ‘Let’s get you out of these so I can carry you to the shower, and soap you up nice and gently, and tell you all the reasons why you’re the most incredible woman I’ve ever met,’ he whispers. ‘Then I want to dry you off, and lie you down, and rub some cream on that gorgeous bottom of yours, and tell you all over again. How does that sound?’ That all sounds truly excellent.

