I start to roll my eyes at what is an absurd proclamation from a businessman who’s astute enough to know better and most likely still sex-drunk, but he reaches up with his free hand and grabs my chin gently. ‘Listen to me. The only thing separating you from Omar Vega is circumstance. The only thing. And if you’d like to chat at any point about taking steps to change the circumstances of your brand, then I promise you I will do anything in my power to support you through the process.’

