“Remember when you tried anal for the first time? You sure as hell didn’t ease into that,” I laugh. “You went in blind and unprepared, forgot the lube, and nearly tore your ass in half. So, from one friend to another, I’m asking you not to allow history to repeat itself. Ease me into it. Take it slow. Don’t ass fuck me without lube.” “You are not seriously comparing my ass stitches and a night in the hospital to you going to a club with me.” “I thought it was a great comparison,”
