“You ought to know by now that if life offers you French fries, you take them.” “That’s a good motto,” she says after she takes a sip of her iced tea. “You should make that into a sticker. I’d put it on my Kindle.” “Right next to the ‘smut goddess’ one?” She nearly chokes on her drink, giving me an outraged look. “I showed you my Kindle in confidence!”
