“All finished doing the nasty?” “We were opening our Christmas presents, asshole.” “After a long-distance hookup, I’m sure.” He flops onto my bed, waving at Penny. “Hey, Pen. That jersey looks good on you.” “It’s a sweater,” I mutter. “Thanks,” she says, waving back. “Cooper thinks you cheated at Monopoly.” He raises an eyebrow. “If anyone cheated, it was Bex.” My mouth drops open. “No way.” “James and Bex totally teamed up to sabotage us.” “What? James doesn’t accept alliances when it comes to games.”