“Don’t worry,” Cooper says in a loud whisper. “He knows I’m your sexperience tour guide. Your spice coach, if you will.” Mia bursts into laughter. “No fucking way.” I try to stomp on Cooper’s sneakers, but he steps out of the way in time. “I regret teaching you that phrase. Is he always this insufferable?” “Yes,” Sebastian and Evan say at the same time. “Game days are the worst,” Evan adds.
