“God,” one of them says as she tries to lock the stall. “He’s so hot, I just want to lick him.” “I know!” the other says. “Why won’t this fucking—there we go. And he’s a Callahan. Well, kind of. Close enough, right?” “If I can’t have the dad, I’ll take him.” Both burst into laughter. Penny raises her eyebrows at me. “Richard?” she mouths. “Oh my God.”