“Penny,” I interrupt. “I love you and my future brother-in-law very much, but I don’t need to hear the details of your sex life at this exact moment. Maybe on the next wine night.” “You’re no fun,” she says. Then she gasps so loudly I have to hold the phone an arm’s length away. “Wait. What did you just say?” “That I don’t need to hear again about the time you wore a butt plug to—” “Not that. The other thing. Mia, what did you just call Cooper?” I think back and wince. “Oh.” “Does that mean you want to get married?” “I . . . I don’t know.” I blow the hair out of my eyes, looking at the
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