when I spoke to Izzy earlier, she wholeheartedly suggested that I do the following things: use her skincare products, watch whatever I wanted using the shared Callahan streaming accounts, mess around with Cooper and Sebastian’s video games, sleep with her brother, use the brownie mix she left in the pantry, use the margarita mix she also left in the pantry, read one of the many smutty romance novels that she and Penny have been passing back and forth, have a private sing-along to Mamma Mia—something she’s done by herself on more than one occasion, and on an even rarer occasion, with a very
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