I watch him pull up a text thread, and he starts typing. Levi: ALERT. ALERT! Update. He presses send and then leaves it at that. “That’s how you’re going to open a text message?” I ask. “They like the dramatics,” he says just as his phone starts buzzing. Together, we read the texts. Blakely: Oh God, what now? Penny: I don’t think I can handle any more alerts from you. Ollie: Did you choke her, and it didn’t go over well? I snort at that one. Winnie: Please tell me you didn’t slip and accidentally penetrate her. Was she a willing participant? “Oh my God,” I say on a laugh. “Are they always like
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