OC: What the hell am I reading? Levi: Eli wants to bless Coach Wood’s underwear for him. Eli: Oh fuck off, all of you. OC: Maybe he wants to eat an apple while he blesses the underwear. (See what I did there?) Pacey: Bringing it full circle. I approve. Silas: Clever. Halsey: I think I need to leave this group chat. Levi: You’re slowly becoming my favorite with every passing day, OC. Eli: You must have low standards, then. OC: Ouch, quite the burn, but it doesn’t quite compare to the burn you feel in your loins over wanting to make Coach Wood squeal. Silas: Oh shit. Halsey: Okay, that was good.
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