“Coach Wood, with all due respect, I’m all for asking her to do just about anything, but sleeping on the floor is out of the question. I can be an asshole, but I’m not comfortable with that.” “But you’re comfortable sharing a room with her?” I let out a frustrated sigh. “Honestly? No. I said that just to, I don’t know, be a dick. But I’d prefer, for you know . . . manly release’s sake, for her not to be there.” He cringes. “You’re disgusting.” “Oh come on, everyone fucking does it. Even you,” I say, gesturing to him. He doesn’t move. Doesn’t even flinch. Huh, maybe he doesn’t. Nervously, I
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