think that he really did get his dick sucked.” “Of course he did,” Silas says. “Just look at his stupid grin. The only time I’ve ever seen him grin like that is after a wild night with a woman and when he tried ground mustard with his bologna for the first time.” “He’s right,” Pacey says. “That grin is reserved for two occasions.” “The question we now pose is . . . who was it?” Silas asks. “Great question,” Eli says. “Could be a random . . . could be the assistant.” “It’s not the assistant,” I say, maybe a touch too quickly and a touch too defensively. “Don’t even suggest that.” “Whoa,” Pacey
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