So This Is War (Vancouver Agitators, #5)

by Meghan Quinn

“So . . .” she says, “we’re just going to let this happen? That thing is going to suck your toe, and I’m supposed to act like it’s not and just have a normal conversation with you about your packing needs?” “Not really sure how else to move on.” “You could . . . oh, I don’t know, pick up the vibrator.” “I think the moment has passed,” I reply.

Levi: She knows that I know that she knows.

“So . . . if presented with the opportunity, you’d introduce me to someone as Wylie, your girlfriend, not Wylie the wench who lives in the nanny hole?”