Levi: URGENT. CODE RED. DEFCON 1. PLEASE JESUS, HELP ME! I don’t care what you’re doing, drop everything and meet me at Café Peppermint in fifteen minutes. Drinks and snacks are on me. Tell NO ONE! I set my phone down and take a few deep breaths as my cock strains against my pants. Whispering meadows. Babbling brooks. Woodland creatures. Deep breaths . . . that’s it. Fluttering branches. Cotton-candy skies. Wylie eating bologna. No. No. No. Focus. Bunny with cotton tail. Wild berries in brilliant hues of red. Singsonging birds with white chests. Chests . . . Tits.

