“You think you’ll go undetected walking around like that?” “Yes. People won’t notice me.” “They’re going to notice the six-foot-four man walking around with a scarf around his neck.” “Not the people I’m walking by.” “Oh-kay,” she says, giving me a once-over. “At least tuck your shirt in.” She reaches for the hem of my shirt, but I booty blast the air, backing that ass up so quick and folding over at the waist. “Penis,” I shout. “Huh?” “Uh, don’t touch my penis.” She stands back. “I wasn’t going to. I was going to suggest tucking your shirt in.” I stand taller, prouder. I flip my scarf over my
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