The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)

by Patrick Rothfuss

Bast shrugged. “There are a few young wives in town. A scattering of daughters.” He grinned like a child. “I tend to make my own fun.”

Ew what is this

In truth, they seemed more content and faithful than many officially married couples I have seen since.

Bruh.

The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.

“What does D stand for?” he asked with the barest hint of a smile.

Why would he ask?

What’s more, he didn’t notice that the receipt read pennies instead of talents.

No businessman is this dumb

“Your lordship might try Bentley’s.

Why would he assume he was a lord? He's Wearing a towel...

Fear tends to come from ignorance. Once I knew what the problem was, it was just a problem, nothing to fear.

and for new shoes like these I charge a talent, maybe a talent and two.” He pointed at my feet. “Those shoes, on the other hand, are used, and I don’t sell used shoes.”

Why would he just give him shoes?

The boy grows upward, but the girl grows up.

I nodded solemnly. “Rieusa, tu kialus A’isha tua.” Thank you for bringing me close to your family.

Of course he speaks his language

Denna lowered her face into her hands and began to cry in quiet, hopeless sobs.

Lol what? From him paying the lute?

“Rian, would you please cross your legs?” The request was made with such an earnest tone that not even a titter escaped the class. Looking puzzled, Rian crossed her legs. “Now that the gates of hell are closed,” Hemme said in his normal, rougher tones. “We can begin.”

Wtf

Simmon could always make me smile, no matter what was going on.

What? When?

“He sold me the candle, too.”

Why would he even have a candle if they're banned there

like a pillar of anger.

Lol

“Women, Reshi,” Bast said immediately. “There’s a real paucity of women.”

Well written women. Agreed

“There are two sure ways to lose a friend, one is to borrow, the other to lend.”

even the lowest art of all: poetry.

Lol such a hater

“Four talents,” she said. “That’s the minimum.”

Take it then pay off half immediately

Second, I was brilliant. Not just your run-of-the-mill brilliance either. I was extraordinarily brilliant.

Barf

Somewhere around the fifth span I began to show definite signs of wear.

A "span" isn't a set time to have a number of them

“This Mourning,”

Typo?

“Deoch owns this place,” Simmon said sharply. “And he absolutely hates it when musicians suck up to him.

But of course he loves golden boi

Kvothe tore the half-written sheet with slow care, the sound bleeding the color from Chronicler’s face.

Ass

Her eyes danced. “Very well,” she said. “I’ll have yours first though.”

This is tedious af

I fought off the momentary pang at being utterly destitute again

This book is so tedious jesu

Though I had neither means nor reason to keep a horse, I knew good from bad,

How? When? With What experience ? Wagon horses?

You see, troupers live and die by the horses that pull their wagons,

Horses that pull wagons are vastly different than riding horses. Eff off

He must think I was either a raving lunatic, or

Or an idiot that thinks he knows horses

I twitched the reins

I kNoW hOrSeS

I knew how to cover ground quickly when I needed to.

This explains nothing

We shook hands, and I took time to help him load Keth-Selhan

Nothing better than an 18 handed hot blooded pack horse

Still I recognized her. Denna.

Of course wtf

or what unexpected tragedies the following day will bring.

These cliff hanger sentences are so cheap and ineffectual

outlining her nudity in perfect profile for a moment.

This dude is whacking it as he writes

“is that men fall for Denna all the time. Do you know what that’s like for her? How tiresome it is? I am one of her few friends.

Oh yes and we all know how much women hate women too so she's totally friendless. Too hot to live

“A hind is a female deer. A wild deer.

Lol deer talk