Silver Fox (Out of His League, #1)

by Stevie Sparks

For those readers who, like me, use the search function before starting a book to ensure they don’t get tricked into reading a clean romance. Stay smutty, queens.

Ive never thought of that.....

Pussy: 17 Cock: 34 Cunt: 11 Nipple: 4 Dick: 3 Tits: 1 Fuck: 77 (maybe I should have calmed down on this one) Shit: 15 Ass: 25 Arse: 0 (cries in British) Cock Piercings: 6 Siamese Cat: 1

When I open the door to my apartment after a shitty day at work, the last thing I expected was to make direct eye contact with some random woman’s asshole.

“Having an older man tell me to be a good girl for him on Valentine’s Day?” she bites her lip. “What’s there not to like?”

That isn’t normal. Does he have a growth of some sort? Surely he’d warn me beforehand.

Whatever. I’m an equal opportunities kind of gal. I can deal with a growth.