“How do you accidentally sell a script?” “Well, funny you should ask. I went with Teddy to a meeting at the Hope Channel because he wanted to look like he had an assistant. Ya know, to impress the execs. He was supposed to pitch them three different scripts he’d bought the rights to, but then he had a little bathroom emergency because I forgot to ask for dairy-free creamer in his coffee that I mobile-ordered on our way to the studio.”
