A Jingle Bell Mingle (Christmas Notch Book 3)
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the only ice I was interested in was the kind that chilled my beverages. Especially the little pebble kind from Sonic that Bee had introduced me to. How was it so incredibly superior?
Kristina
THANK YOU
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pet loss is something that no one takes seriously enough.
Kristina
This!!
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Anything a nail can do, a Command strip can do better.”
Kristina
Ok don’t agree re: like, furniture, but in terms of hanging stuff on walls? Totally.
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she produced two Capri-Sun pouches from somewhere mysterious. “Here. Consolation prizes.” I took the metallic pouch and stared down at it. “How do I . . .”
Kristina
How do you not know how to drink a capri sun
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No hobbit-slash for you until you find your muse! You only get Théoden/Wormtongue until then.”
Kristina
I need to burn this from my brain but not before making everyone else see it.
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a small red brick building wedged between a tailor called the Last Thread and an antique shop called Old as Dirt.
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A+ business names
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“We’ll have to talk to them,” I explained carefully. “And then they’ll talk to us. And then we’ll try to leave, but they’ll keep talking. Do you see it now? The horror?”
Kristina
I feel you bro
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If they come here, to my abode, then I just have to wait for them to be ready to leave and who knows how long that could be?
Kristina
God I really am an introvert lol
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“And dogs have cleaner mouths than humans anyway.
Kristina
This is not true!! Who started this lie?!?
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all those times Mr. Toad’s at Disneyland was always mysteriously out of order just because you didn’t like when Mr. Toad goes to hell
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Pardon the fuck??
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“Okay,” Nolan said, staring at the boxes of shelf-stable fruit drink. “So we’re in a dark place.”
Kristina
Looool
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he looks like a pepperoni shifter that got stuck halfway through shifting,”
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Stealing this
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We did have enough lube, and I didn’t even bring the gallon-size jug you bought us from Costco for my bridal shower.”
Kristina
There’s no way Costco sells lube?? Does it??
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she hated teddy bears, Sunny, absolutely hated them, called them Roosevelt propaganda—and
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What the hell
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It looks like Clayton came through with the twenty-foot tree.” He smirked. “Apparently, he cut it down from his parents’ backyard. He said, and I quote, ‘My mom is pissed.’”
Kristina
I am too!! What the fuck, Clayton!?
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Bee played with Nolan’s hair under its formal beanie.
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No.