Wicked Beautiful (Wicked Games, #1)

by J.T. Geissinger

I don’t shit where I eat, so to speak.

If egos were animals, his would be a Siamese cat.

because I’m an incredible girl Friday, and because I can keep my mouth shut tighter than a nun’s snatch.”

Knights in shining armor are the biggest idiots of all.

slap. In fact, if she said the only way I’d be able to kiss her again is if she tied me up and cracked a leather belt across my ass, I’d beg, Yes, please. Now, please.

“‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’”

“You act like you can’t stand me, but you kiss me like you’re starving.

“A spoonful of four-thousand-dollar Beluga caviar eaten out of a freshly waxed pussy.”

Lovers by Magritte.”