Off Sides (Darby U Hockey Boys, #3)
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“Cinnamon rolls now give me a hard-on.”
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“You’re a coffee witch!”
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“I am a cuddle whore who is lacking work.”
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“Letting yourself be cared for doesn’t make you selfish. Wanting your own dreams doesn’t make you selfish. Wanting your family to figure their own shit out doesn’t make you selfish.”
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“Consent is sexy, dude.”
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“We don’t have chloroform on campus.” “That you know of…” Well, that’s terrifying.
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“Shhh, we don’t use those types of words.” Brendon throws a cherry tomato at me. “What words?” Nick smirks. “Finals, tests, midterms, lima beans, burpees, Brussels sprouts, surprise anal.”
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“What? I like my pastries with a side of dick.” Duh. “You’re broken.” “Don’t yuck my yum.”