The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

by Rick Riordan

You should’ve seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

The attack had scared everybody. It sent two messages: one, that I was the son of the Sea God; and two, monsters would stop at nothing to kill me.

“Braccas meas vescimini!” I yelled. I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant “Eat my pants!”