The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

by Rick Riordan

“Poseidon,” said Chiron. “Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God.”

“Braccas meas vescimini!” I yelled. I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant “Eat my pants!”

I felt like drowning myself. The only problem: I was immune to drowning.