The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

by Rick Riordan

You should’ve seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

the real world is where the monsters are.

This boy needed a double cheeseburger.

Ok… but Real?

“Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?” I asked. “It only works on wild animals.” “So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.

“I’m Crusty,” he said, with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are.