The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
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One time, after she’d made me erase answers out of old math workbooks until midnight, I told Grover I didn’t think Mrs. Dodds was human. He looked at me, real serious, and said, “You’re absolutely right.”
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lol lol
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Finally, Nancy Bobofit snickered something about the naked guy on the stele, and I turned around and said, “Will you shut up?” It came out louder than I meant it to.
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Valid response
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the guys pushing each other around and acting like doofuses.
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lol
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A wave roared in my ears.
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A wave you say 🤨
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worse, they were going to make me read the book.
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lol
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She snarled, “Die, honey!”
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I’m afraid the “honey” doesn’t soften that blow dear
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Finally, when our English teacher, Mr. Nicoll, asked me for the millionth time why I was too lazy to study for spelling tests, I snapped. I called him an old sot. I wasn’t even sure what it meant, but it sounded good.
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lol
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Her name is Sally Jackson and she’s the best person in the world,
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So freakin sweet
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he got closer, I realized he couldn’t be holding a blanket over his head,
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This book does a good job portraying a kid describing what he’s seeing, and not already knowing the knowledge of mythology. So he describes it the best he can, but we (the reader), understand what he’s referencing. That balance is hard to do, and I think the author did brilliant at it
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I PLAY PINOCHLE WITH A HORSE
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These titles are great for YA. A good way to keep a kid interested in the book and look forward to the chapter
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My mother was gone. The whole world should be black and cold. Nothing should look beautiful.
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Ugh 😩
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The first time, Prohibition. Ghastly!
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lol