The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

by Rick Riordan

It’s hard to remember that this started when he was fucking twelve

It’s hard to remember that this started when he was fucking twelve

I like the thought of centaurs and satyrs taking real pride in their hooves and getting them done

Usually.

“Horribly depressing,

but then I remembered that Hermes was also the god of thieves.

“Oh, thanks. That clears it up.”

Houdini.”

Mozart’s Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff’s “So Yesterday,”

Just your typical summer-camp send-off by your typical centaur.

I said hello to the poodle.

“Of course,” I said. “Silly me.”

Wait a minute.

“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.

This bitch again???

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades’s underwear?