“What do you do if they’re longer than six feet?” “Oh, that happens all the time. It’s a simple fix.” He let go of my neck, but before I could react, he reached behind a nearby sales desk and brought out a huge double-bladed brass axe. He said, “I just center the subject as best I can and lop off whatever hangs over on either end.” “Ah,” I said, swallowing hard. “Sensible.” “I’m so glad to come across an intelligent customer!”
