The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

by Rick Riordan

“You’re Dionysus,” I said. “The god of wine.” Mr. D rolled his eyes. “What do they say, these days, Grover? Do the children say, ‘Well, duh!’?” “Y-yes, Mr. D.” “Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?”

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