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It’s the first time I am touching another guy's junk, and I swear unicorns are farting glitter everywhere. I think I’m gonna buy myself a rainbow flag, hang it around my neck,
and streak through campus covered in the sparkly stuff. Sounds like a valid plan. That’s how gay I am. Girls fade to black compared to this. To how right this feels.
“No you ain’t, honey,” Mom interrupts, pointing at her sons with her trusty needle again. “I’ve read my fair share of homoerotic novels. I know all about that daddy stuff.”
“Don’t be a fool, love. MM novels are all the rage. Do you know that that’s what they call it if it’s about two men who find love? Bet you didn’t. They won’t shut up about it at the book club. So, I just thought, hey let’s try this, and before I knew it I’d read like fifty books and know all about the importance of lube.”
“What? Do you have Uber Condoms on there?”
“Sure, I'll just use the DoorDash Dick service,”
