“Do you have a girlfriend?” “Yes, she’s a year older than me. She goes to modeling school.” “Why didn’t she come tonight?” “She works the night shift at a convenience store.” “How long have you been dating?” “Around six months.” “What kind of things do you fight about?” “Hmm. I guess we fight about things like showing up late for dates, her borrowing my credit card and buying a suit from Anne Klein, or me staying out all night drinking with another girl. Nothing serious.”
