Aunt Bessie Assumes (Isle of Man #1)

by Diana Xarissa

Bessie drew herself up to her full height of five feet, three inches and glared back at the man. “I’ll thank you to keep your sexist and ageist remarks to yourself, young man,”

What a character Bessie is, I absolutely adore her!

Bessie reckoned that the woman was wearing more cosmetics at that moment than Bessie had in her entire life.

went for my regular morning walk and nearly tripped over a dead man. Luckily, that's an unusual morning for me.”

People don’t just stab other people, not in my world, only in my favourite fiction.”

When she had her last one, she ended up delivering the baby herself while the midwife dealt with him. He was so nervous that he tripped over the birthing pool and fell and knocked himself out.