“I told you, you’re supposed to warn me if it’s a sex party, Wish. I’m not sure Silas is ready for that. And I know I’m not. Your friends are terrifying.” Even Silas laughs at that, although he sounds a little uncertain, and Wish punches me in the arm for my troubles. “Dick. Don’t be biphobic. We’re not all sluts.” “I never said that. My aunt Jaz is bi and I don’t think she’s had sex since the Bush administration. Bush Senior. That woman fucking loves quilting. You, though, light of my life, are a slut. And I love you for it. It’s important that someone in this relationship is getting laid.
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