“First of all, please don’t lump me in with the normies when you’re assuming shit; I worked long and hard to become the white trash wackadoo you see before you. Second of all, I get that the whole friend thing is new to you, but I’m gonna let you in on a secret. Not only can you have friends, but you can have friends that are girls. You don’t even sleep with them. It’s like they’re whole people with their own thoughts and personalities and shit. It’s magical, honestly.”
