But then he turned and she realized that his pajama bottoms had Thief in the Knight printed across the butt. “Please tell me you’re not wearing Ethan Wyatt swag?” “Margaret!” He sounded scandalized. “Are you looking at my buttocks?” “Your buttocks have the title of your third novel printed on them.” “Margaret! Are you trying to undress me?” “No!” “Because ordinarily I sleep in the nude, but given the circumstances—” “Branded buttocks are fine!” “I mean I’d rather not be totally naked if I’m called upon to protect you. Again.”
