The Most Wonderful Crime of the Year

by Ally Carter

Of course, I’m not offended that you’d accuse me of murder. I’m offended you’d think I’d be bad at it.

“I know the world hasn’t given you a lot of reasons to believe this, but

just so you know, if you were mine, I’d never make you park the car because my shoes are suede. If you were mine, I’d carry you through the storm. If you were mine, I’d fight the sky.”

“You know, if mankind has one universal superpower, it’s gaslighting women into thinking they’re the problem.”