The twin jokes were never-ending. The dude who swore he’d never have kids got a two-for-one special. Get your shotgun ready. You’ve got two little princesses to protect. Two teenage girls at the same time is your punishment for being a broody asshole all these years. I didn’t mind it. I found it funny. It was a reminder that we didn’t always know what the future held. And that’s what life was all about. It was a journey, and I was grateful for the one I was on.