“We’ve got a problem,” Seth says, his voice dead serious. “It’s the doppelgänger scenario,” Levi agrees. He puts one hand on my shoulder. “Eli,” he says. “Someone’s been impersonating you. For weeks, now.” “Fuck off,” I say, resigned. “It does make the most sense,” Seth concurs. “I can’t imagine Violet sleeping with this grumpy asshole. She’s such a nice girl.” “Violet is not nice,” I say. “Always been nice to me,” Levi says.
