Bridgette Brenton is the most annoying fuck I’ve ever dealt with. I took her virginity about three years ago and she still chases after me like a bitch in heat. I swear to god, I could tell the woman to jump into a lake of fire and she would do it, gladly. Sometimes I feel something close to empathy for her. She truly believes that one day I’ll wake up and realize I’ve always loved her, when the truth is, I can hardly stand her. The only reason I keep her on the rotation is because she sucks dick like a goddamn porn star. She does come in handy for things other girls wouldn’t be willing to do
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