“Not necessarily. He’s supposed to suck—it’s part of his appeal. Like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Except…slightly less of a bad person.” I stare at him blankly. He reels with shock again. “Don’t tell me you’ve never seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…” “I…have never seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” “Remind me when we’re back on campus, I need to get you on a stern regimen of comedy TV education.”
