Look, just look, at your racist parents! When’s the last time you were able to have a decent dinnertime conversation that didn’t devolve into some complete conspiracy-laden clusterfuck? Months, right? Maybe years? Way, way back. Talk about methodical. These motherfuckers have been planning this overthrow for a long time. That’s some stone-cold shit. But you want to know what the real kicker is? It was easy. So fucking easy. Your family fell for it. They wanted, really wanted, to be taken over. Primed for possession.
