My Vampire Plus-One
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Read between October 30 - November 7, 2024
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Emily King
LOVE AT FIRST BITE
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a lactose intolerance that cropped up when I was in grad school meant I was off dairy.
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Real
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I’d always had a thing for blond-haired, blue-eyed guys.
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No NO canot relate
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Mom had a master’s degree in nineteenth-century English literature,
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Doesn't work like that
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stab of something more than surprise went through me when I saw the contacts already in his phone. Partly because there were only two of them. Mostly because I knew who they were.
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Ugh noo booo no connected characters no vampire multiverse
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The coincidences are a lot. Us running into each other 2x? Cassie’s BFF = Amelia’s BROTHER?? Strange.
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Agreeed
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Even though my complexion was several shades fairer than her deep olive skin tone, she almost always had something that looked great on me.
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This seems unnecessary
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“It may just be that they don’t understand what I do,” I hedged. “Dad was a history professor. Mom taught English. I guess they’ve just never seen the appeal in accounting.” I shrugged. “Or maybe the whole numbers thing just confuses them.”
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Okay RUDE & yeah accounting is objectively boring stfu
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“Reggie the hot man is actually Reggie the hot vampire. But not like those people on TikTok who think they’re vampires but are really just weirdos addicted to the online
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Ahahaha word
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“And do you drink human blood? Or do you drink other kinds of blood?” “Always human blood,” he said. “Only human blood. I literally can’t digest anything else.”
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Okay interesting another piece of lore
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“In hindsight, it makes no sense. Especially since being unemployed is nothing to be embarrassed about. But at the time it made more sense than anything else.”
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I waould 1000% rather be a vampire rhan unemployed
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That flock of Canada geese that assaulted me en route hadn’t helped, either. Vicious creatures. How the hell was I supposed to know my flight path would intersect with their spring migration?
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